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Wednesday, June 08, 2011

A Nation of Spies

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Nanny has managed to turn us into a nation of snoopers and spies, if the story about Pauline Palmer is anything to go by.

Mrs Palmer, a Neighbourhood Watch co-ordinator, for reasons best known to her decided to keep a close watch on her neighbour Brian Collins for the last 3 years.

By the phrase "close watch", I really mean "close watch". Mrs Palmer kept a diary of Mr Collins's activities details included:

- his garden hot tub sessions with women
- when he had sex in his bedroom
- Mr Collins telling two lady friends to "get your tits out"
- details of women who stayed overnight
- the fact that male visitors wore baseball caps
- registration numbers of visitors' vehicles
- listening to conversations and noting them down etc.

The result of her actions?

She managed to persuade Colchester Council, her local council, to serve a noise abatement order on Mr Collins, even though his other neighbour said she had never heard any noise.

Mr Collins was fined £100 for breaching the noise abatement order, and faces a further bill of £365 in legal costs after failing in an appeal.

Most of us would conclude that Mrs Palmer was "taking things a bit far". Essex Police, on the other hand, think that she is great and awarded her "Neighbourhood Watch Co-ordinator of the Year" in January.

Welcome to Nanny Britain, where neighbours are encouraged by the police and state to spy on each other.

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8 comments:

  1. Sorry typo.

    Should have read "shunned"

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  2. We always complain about the likes of Syria and China being authoritarian regimes. I wonder if the Swedish press would say the same about us!

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  3. Anonymous5:24 PM

    Perhaps all her neighbours should spy on her?

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  4. One has to wonder if Mrs. Palmer didn't take such an all-encompassing interest in Mr. Collins romantic escapades due to the lack of any such excitement within, as it were, "her own sphere."

    Just a thought . . .

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  5. Anonymous10:04 PM

    What a wonderful human interest story. So glad Mrs. Palmer got her just acknowledgement and reward. She is an inspiration to us all.

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  6. Tonk.9:18 AM

    I wonder how different the situation would have been had the spy been a male and the spied upon, a female.....I suspect the spy would have been prosecuted for stalking.

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  7. Tonk,

    you are correct re stalking.

    To my view (not that I am a lawyer), given that Mrs P has presented a detailed analysis of all of her neighbour's activities over 3 years; she has, in effect, provided evidence that she "stalked"/"harassed" him.

    To this end, I would summise that if her neighbour wanted to bring a charge of stalking/invasion of privacy he has enough evidence (provided by her) to make the charge stick.

    However, I am not a lawyer:)

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  8. Be a government informer. Betray your friends. Fabulous prizes to be won.

    'Kinell.

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