Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Monday, November 20, 2017

Scottish Nanny's Minimum Booze Price


My sympathies to the good people of Scotland, who are lumbered with Nanny's minimum pricing for alcohol.

This will not have any beneficial effect whatsoever, as people who drink 4 cans of beer for a £1 (Nanny's target) will stump up the new price of £4 for 4 and simply cut down on their other expenditure eg food, heating etc.

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Thursday, November 16, 2017

Nanny Would Prefer Dehydration, Rather Than Coke


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Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Merry Greggsmas - Jesus Becomes Sausage Roll


Oh dear, Greggs the bakers has managed to offend a few people with its Christmas Advent Calendar.

The baby Jesus in the crib has been replaced with a pork sausage roll, thus managing to offend Christians and Jews (Jesus was Jewish).

However, Metro noted that there were a flurry of pastry related puns, such as ‘Jesus Crust, our savoury’ and ‘Away in Pret A Manger’.

Hey ho, and we aren't even in December yet!

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Monday, November 13, 2017

Facts vs Ideology


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Tuesday, November 07, 2017

Kids Drinking Less - The End Of Civilisation As We Know It!

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Monday, November 06, 2017

Auntie Creates A Shit Show Out of Nothing - The Queen and The Paradise Papers


Auntie dragged herself down to new depths last night, by making her lead news item the fact that the Queen has £10M in an offshore vehicle of some sort or another.

Aside from the fact that in terms of this country's finances £10M is chicken feed, Auntie then went on to say that the Queen has in fact done nothing wrong and that as she is not legally required to pay tax she therefore cannot be accused of trying to avoid tax (which by the way is perfectly legal for rich and poor alike).

Are there really so few genuine issues, both domestically and globally, that Auntie is reduced to this form of shit show?

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Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

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Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

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