Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Nanny Wants To Pay Mothers To Breastfeed Their Babies


Seemingly a study of breastfeeding habits in the UK has concluded that more mothers would breastfeed if they were paid.

The suggested figure is around £200, possibly in vouchers for supermarkets/shops.

Can anyone spot the flaw in this, otherwise, "ingenious" plan?

Yes, that's right, how the hell does Nanny know if the mother is telling the truth that she is breastfeeding her baby?
In the event Nanny implements this suggestion, will men be paid to have a J Arthur everyday (given that it is meant to be good for the prostate)?

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Monday, December 11, 2017

SNOWBOMB ALERT!!!!!!


As ever, Nanny and her media act with utter hysteria when rain and snow descend upon our septic isles.

Who would have thought that it would snow in winter?

Needless to say we are being smothered in an avalanche of "amber warnings" and tedious advice about not getting cold etc etc. It also goes without saying that transport services have all but collapsed in some parts of the country.

I would also note, with a hat tip to the muse irony, that an illuminated snowman that I had ordered for delivery today has (so I am informed by the supplier) been delayed because of snow!

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Thursday, December 07, 2017

Snowflakes Don't Get Irony


As per The Telegraph:
"Being called a "snowflake" is damaging to mental health, young people say.  Figures show that the majority of young people think the term is unfair - and even more think it could have a negative effect of its own. 

The "snowflake generation" is a disparaging term now commonly used to refer to young people, who are perceived to be over-sensitive and intolerant of disagreement."
There's irony for you!

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Shock, Horror, Probe - Winter Is Coming!


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Wednesday, December 06, 2017

One Whiff, And You're Stiff!


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Tuesday, December 05, 2017

Pizza Hut Are Wimps!

 
Apologising for something you go ahead and do anyway is not an apology.

If Pizza Hut don't like The Sun, then they should have the balls not to do business with it; otherwise they should man up and not apologise!

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